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Bad jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:59 pm
by excossack
2 gold fish in a tank, one says I'll man the guns, you drive
what do you call a fly with no wings,
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a walk....
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 1:33 pm
by Hoodoo
I rather like those!
Regards,
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 5:33 pm
by excossack
anyone else got some bad jokes they want to share?
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 9:17 am
by baxter
Hear about the man who got a window wiper for his Lada...
Ok enough of that. 
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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No idea.
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 10:09 am
by Lucky Eight
Oh dear!
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 4:49 pm
by excossack
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs??
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. Still no eye deer
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 5:43 pm
by vlad
This ones a bit borderline so please delete if it's gone too far.
What do you call a dear with no eyes, no legs and no penis?
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still no f*****g idea
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 11:50 pm
by Avtovaz
how rude can we go?
Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 4:32 am
by baxter
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no penis, and no ears?
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Anything you like. It can't hear you.
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:59 pm
by vlad
What do you call fish with no eyes?
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fsh
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 5:54 pm
by Hoodoo
Two hippos in a river. One says to the other, "Today's Thursday."
Regards,
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:06 am
by Lucky Eight
Is it financially feasible to clone a deer?
No, the outcome is too dear.
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:23 am
by Lada & Korean Parts
one for the kiwis
what you call 10 maoris in a line..........punga fence.....
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 11:26 pm
by Lada & Korean Parts
maoris in a river....black current
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 4:04 am
by Lucky Eight
Why do farmers love deer?
Because many of them are reindeer.